Listen up, because you/bro/dude gotta get this straight. Whenever someone tries to pull/spin/twist your leg with some bogus info, just shoot/tell/lay down the hammer. Like/For instance/Say for example, if they try to claim/say/argue that the earth is flat? You gotta drop/hit/slam the truth bomb on them like: "The earth is a sphere/globe/round thing, bro! Get with the program/times/facts"

• Seriously
• Don't/Ever/Never let anyone pull/fool/trick you with their lies/BS/bull.
• Knowledge is power/key/the bomb, so stay woke/informed/in the loop.

Totally You're Past Your Prime History Now

Dude, remember when actually you were like, the King/Queen/Boss of the Scene/Hangout/Crew? Those days are Gone/Over/Kaput, Bro/Girlfriend/Fam. Seriously, you're more Obsolete than a dial-up Connection/Modem/Phone. It's like, you're practically part of the Stone Age/Caveman Era/Jurassic Period.

Just kidding! (kind of) But really, things change fast these days. What was Cool/Rad/Dope yesterday is totally Lame/Busted/Tragic today.

You gotta keep up with the times, or you'll be left in the Dust/Shadows/Past.

Honestly Cancel Culture Is Overrated ✌️

Cancel culture has become totally blown out of proportion. Like, come on, people freak out over the littlest things. It's like {everyone's a fragile snowflake who can't take with a little bit of different opinion. Give me a break! {People need to chill out and learn how to just let it go.

It's, not like getting cancelled every day. It happens sometimes. Plus, no one's perfect. We should just let it go instead of making a whole thing out of nothing! ✌️

A Aksually Guide on Being Right (All The Time)

Yo, fam! Ever get like you're the only one who knows what's up? Like everyone else is just missing the big picture? Well, take your thinking caps, 'cause this guide is gonna level your game. We're talkin' about becoming a certified know-it-all, slaying every argument and leaving your foes in the dust. It's time to rule the world with your superior intellect!

• Firstly, master the art of deduction. Those sheeple rely on emotions, but you're gonna be a beacon of understanding.
• Second, learn to express your thoughts with the confidence of a champion. Use big copyright, throw in some complexities, and don't be afraid to interrupt those ignorants who dare to doubt you.
• Ultimately, always remember: holding the higher ground is everything.

I Know What You Mean, Aksually... *Explains Entirely Different Thing*

It's a truly wicked internet trope that we all know and love. Someone makes a statement, and then another person chimes in with "Aksually," proceeding to discourse about an entirely unrelated topic. Sometimes it's just plain confusing, but one thing's for sure: it's a beautiful example of how communication can go haywire.

It usually involves a knowledgeable individual who feels the need to impose their knowledge on others, even when it's completely unnecessary. The irony is that these individuals often completely misunderstand the original statement.

It's a comedy of errors that we can all relate to. Next time you find yourself caught in this communication breakdown, remember: sometimes it's best to just let it go.

When Did "Aksually" Go Out of Style?|

It all started innocently enough. Back in around 2008, "aksualmente," that hilariously mangled rendition of "actually," was peak meme material. Kids were {slinging it aroundeverywhere they went and parents were scratching their heads, wondering what in the world.

• And suddenly

By around, things started getting weird. The novelty wore off, maybe the joke became too tired, or perhaps the internet just had its fill of this linguistic anomaly.

It's a mystery for the ages is that by the early 2020s, "aksualmente" was officially uncool. Today, it resides mostly in the annals of internet history. A sad tale for a once-beloved phrase.